Saturday, October 11, 2008
Latest greatest Famous Quotations
Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Gustave Flaubert
A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with me, and let me not transmit to anyone the boredom and ignominiousness of life.
Chinese Proverb
One should be just as careful in choosing one's pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
C. S. Lewis, First things First
Pride is a spiritual Cancer: It eats up the very possibilty of love, or contentment, or even common sense.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye.
Steven Wright
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Hermione Gingold
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Shakespeare
Why then the worlds mine oyster, Which I with sword shall open.
Alanis Morissette
I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
Mark Twain
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
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San Jose Mercury Auto Quotes - Colleyville Courier
Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:05:00 GMT
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Berkeley offers workshops for residents interested in new solar ... - Inside Bay Area
Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:31:00 GMT
workshops for residents interested in new solar financing plan: The city of Berkeley is holding three workshops this month for property owners interested in learning more about a first-of-its-kind city program to help people with the cost of solar ...
Finland ex-president awarded Nobel Peace Prize - San Francisco Gate
Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:47:00 GMT
Former President Martti Ahtisaari of Finland, who has worked to end conflicts in troubled spots around the world for more than three decades, was awarded the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. In its announcement, the Norwegian Nobel Committee called ...
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Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Gustave Flaubert
A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with me, and let me not transmit to anyone the boredom and ignominiousness of life.
Chinese Proverb
One should be just as careful in choosing one's pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
C. S. Lewis, First things First
Pride is a spiritual Cancer: It eats up the very possibilty of love, or contentment, or even common sense.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye.
Steven Wright
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Hermione Gingold
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Shakespeare
Why then the worlds mine oyster, Which I with sword shall open.
Alanis Morissette
I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
Mark Twain
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
More Quotes
San Jose Mercury Auto Quotes - Colleyville Courier
Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:05:00 GMT
Get free new Mercury car pricing with our no hassle quote process. Compare 9 subscription options ranging from $12-$99. Save up to 50% and pay as little as $0.94 per week. Review details and subscribe to the San Jose Mercury News today. Compare 9 ...
Berkeley offers workshops for residents interested in new solar ... - Inside Bay Area
Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:31:00 GMT
workshops for residents interested in new solar financing plan: The city of Berkeley is holding three workshops this month for property owners interested in learning more about a first-of-its-kind city program to help people with the cost of solar ...
Finland ex-president awarded Nobel Peace Prize - San Francisco Gate
Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:47:00 GMT
Former President Martti Ahtisaari of Finland, who has worked to end conflicts in troubled spots around the world for more than three decades, was awarded the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. In its announcement, the Norwegian Nobel Committee called ...
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