Sunday, March 30, 2008
Daily Quotes
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Akhenaton
The barb in the arrow of childhood suffering is this its intense loneliness, its intense ignorance.
H. E. Martz
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes.
Swingers
Trent I'm making Gretzky's head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
Michael Wilding
You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.
Ogden Nash
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Adam Smith
The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations, of which the effects are perhaps always the same, or very nearly the same, has no occasion to exert his understanding or to exercise his invention in finding out expedients for removing difficulties which never occur. He naturally loses, therefore, the habit of such exertion, and generally becomes as stupid and ignorant as it is possible for a human creature to become.
Carl Sagan
When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one else has thought.
¶ 12:11 AM
Here are the Quotes ...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Akhenaton
The barb in the arrow of childhood suffering is this its intense loneliness, its intense ignorance.
H. E. Martz
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes.
Swingers
Trent I'm making Gretzky's head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
Michael Wilding
You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.
Ogden Nash
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Adam Smith
The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations, of which the effects are perhaps always the same, or very nearly the same, has no occasion to exert his understanding or to exercise his invention in finding out expedients for removing difficulties which never occur. He naturally loses, therefore, the habit of such exertion, and generally becomes as stupid and ignorant as it is possible for a human creature to become.
Carl Sagan
When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one else has thought.
¶ 12:11 AM
