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Howard JohnsonM-O-T-H-E-RM is for the million things she gave me,O means only that she's growing old,T is for the tears she shed to save me,H is for her heart of purest goldE is for her eyes, with love-light shining,R means right, and right she'll always be,Put them all together, they spell MOTHER,A word that means the world to me.
George SantayanaAlmost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
MenciusFriendship is one mind in two bodies.
Jane Austen, Pride and PrejudiceWe all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of a man; but this would be nothing if you really liked him.
MenciusThe great man is he who does not loose his child's heart.
John CiardiA dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Lao TzuHe who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
Horace, OdesCease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain each day that Fortune grants.
William Congreve, The Mourning Bride, Act 1 Scene 1Music has charms to soothe the savage breast
To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.
Garrison KeillorGod writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
George Gordon ByronThose who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.